Once in a lifetime

Something remarkable happened today, so I decided to surprise my readership and blog ahead of schedule.

Today, in class, I accidentally drew on the pretzel of the person sitting next to me.

How is this possible? you may ask. Well, I was passing the attendance sheet and holding a pen, and his pretzel was there, and it just happened. There was a clear line across his pretzel afterwards. I don't think he noticed; he ate the pretzel during break.

Sometimes something happens, and you realize it will probably never happen to you again as long as you live. This was one of those times.

My posts will now proceed as scheduled, the next installment coming sometime in January or February or maybe March.